Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Angry Mammoth

When you’re having sex and you cum on her face, cut off her ponytail and stick it to her.

“I gave Jenny the Angry Mammoth last night!”

by LadyWolfer May 25, 2019

Desert Mammoth

the best map maker in aw3, also a british man

Desert Mammoth has taken the workshop

by dedqfervefwf October 20, 2020

Wooley Mammoth

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"

Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro

by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021

Joe Mammoth

America’s “good ol boy”. Can throw a football through a brick wall. If the movie “Roadhouse” was a person. Has the hottest girlfriend. Drives an El Camino.

With dance moves like that, it has to be Joe Mammoth.

by JoeMammoth1 November 23, 2021

mighty mammoth

You can always feel the ground rumble before this louder larger than life MAMMOTH is in your presence! Irrational and unpredictable is an understatement. With the most deafening of tone it never sleeps it’s always on the prowl for its next victim too cop a lashing.

Mighty MAMMOTH IS ON ONE!!!!!! RETREAT

by Bowskill90 October 13, 2023

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024