Mushroom Crush

A violent sexual technique used on the penis. Can be considered sadistic and/or masochistic. Using one hand too masturbate and the other open hand to "Crush the Mush" in unison with upstrokes.

AKA - Mushcrush and Capslap

"Dude, that crazy bitch gave me the mushroom crush so hard my dickhead looks like a bloody plate"

by TrueRange October 30, 2009

mushroom mark

The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.

I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.

by kill yourself please October 5, 2005

mushroom stamped

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.

Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.

by n/a March 30, 2005

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

mushroom management

1. Mushroom Management

Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).

Large, hierarchical, process-bound organizations are frequently guilty of the most egregious forms of "mushroom management."

by Karen O'Keefe October 28, 2004

Mushroom Button

A little penis.

Haha! Max has a mushroom button!!

by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008

mushroom missile

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009