E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop

See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!

by anonymous November 13, 2020

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

by Steve*O January 12, 2008

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019

murph

buff or strong

I'm going to the gym so I can get murph.

by realkanaka808 June 26, 2020