the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments
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A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
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Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
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He is also small
He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
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