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Triggered Mortis

the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments
Left speechless after hearing there were two genders, Cindy fell into triggered mortis
by AWSDP June 11, 2018
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vigor mortis

Medical term to describe the condition of an undead person (a.k.a., a zombie
The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.
by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019
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Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth
by Dragoons_Are_cool February 16, 2020
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Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021
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Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
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midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.
Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!
by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023
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rigor mortis

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
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