MJ

The biggest armin simp i’ve ever met. Would totally give him head 25/8, also the biggest annie hater i’ve known in my whole life. Gets jealous over fictional characters as well.

*Someone talking to Armin Arlert*

Person 1: I swear to god if that person doesn’t stop talking to him i will murder them.

Person 2: dude your such a MJ kinnie.

by Kei.suckingdeeznuts August 8, 2021

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.

That boy on instagram @platboiii is a perfect example of an “Mj”.

by Mystery? November 21, 2021

Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.

Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.

by I train UFC November 23, 2021

Mj

A great person who will most likely fall in love with a girl that’s named Alaya he’s is very kind and he likes playing vrchat his gf and him have a nice relationship they will be happy together they both are alike and have many things alike. Mj or Lucas has a very big heart that can make a day if you day him you’ll be very lucky

Omg is that mj I want him to be mine
No he’s dating Alaya
Damn it well she’s lucky

by BZ Majii May 20, 2021

Mj

Mj is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet, youre lucky she ever gives you a chance. From being extremly beautiful and smart, she has the most uplifting vibe you will ever see in a person. She will do anything in her power to cheer you up, and will never let you down. Mj is athletic, artistic, and the perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Once youve got Mj, never let go, you will regret it.

"Im going to ask Mj to homecoming, shes so fine"
"Man, Jack is so lucky he is dating Mj!"
"I want Mj so bad"

by coochiedestroyer69069 March 11, 2023

MJ

A dumb looking mother fucker with a big ass nose.

Mf, you remind me of MJ!

by Gluckgluckinator9000 October 25, 2022