Midnight Bozo

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )

I am a midnight bozo :(

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight shit

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.

Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ

by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020

Midnight Blizzard

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.

Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.

by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

midnight rape

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

by nfr October 22, 2010

midnight run

When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.

the mother and daughter who once lived in the building did a midnight run

by truckguy60 November 29, 2010

midnight caller

Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.

Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.

by yolonathan January 14, 2018

midnight pocket

Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.

Slip it in her midnight pocket.

by Maurice Dowdry July 7, 2008