Milther

Someone who recognises the eliteness and purity of Mathematics and lives their life according to these principles, giving over part of their decision making ability away from rational thinking and towards probability.

80% of my mind wants to go swimming, but 20% wants to go for a run, instead of being rational and choosing 80%, a Milther would put 5 pieces of paper in a hat, 4 that say swimming, 1 that says running, and then would select one at random and do whatever that said.

by David Bellingham June 12, 2008

West Milton

The poorest part of Milton MA, stretching from Mattapan to the West Side Tedeschi's, to Hudson Street, to the Neponset River. Althought it is not as celebrated as much as the East Side of Milton, West Milton is clearly the superior part of Milton. It is both feared and respected by the rest of Milton, as shown from the Facebook group "Milton, MA." "Whenever you drive down Blue Hills Parkway, your mother makes you lock your door and roll up your window once you enter the city. " West Milton plays home to a very diverse mix of people unlike the E which only has white-Irish-Catholics. A true West Milton-er recognizes it's dominance over the East Side, but remains modest and does not become obnoxious. He also knows the "East-Side Gangsters" are privledged pricks who are wannabe ghetto. From the traffic signs turned upside down, to the graffiti and trash in the temple parking lot, West Milton is the proud home of many, including Mugabe. West Milton is also known for it's epic pick-up games of various sports including football, wiffleball, and hockey. West Milton is a quiet, yet proud brotherhood which has, and will remian tough and danerous.

"All you haetrs better come to the West Milton before you start talking shit..."

by West Side Pride June 29, 2007

Milton

Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field

drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!

by irishmoflow January 25, 2012

Milton

When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.

Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.

by Nad Retard August 24, 2009

Milton

Many definitions, a Milton can be a strap on Penis, a real Penis or anything you can stick into a female.

Many people worship the Milton as a type of God, they believe it brings peace and pleasure to daily lives.

The Milton plays a very important part in the lives of very many Greenwood High School students. We very much worship The Milton.

Yoooo, I told some random person to suck my Milton, & they looked at me like i just proposed to them.

by Giggles305 February 19, 2011

milth

Mother i'd like to hit/have/hold/hump/hug

c.f. milf

Dude, your old dear is milth. How much for a ride?

by Hampshire warrior December 13, 2004

Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

by Mbleh October 28, 2007