A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.
by diddydubs November 1, 2011
Get the Reverse Microwavemug. This burger tastes like microwaved ass!
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
by proud2deviate January 24, 2004
Get the microwaved assmug. Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
by JB-Noho December 14, 2008
Get the malaysian microwavemug. by mariieh July 17, 2011
Get the microwave hoemug. This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009
Get the microwave relationshipmug. The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009
Get the Microwaveable Burritomug. Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.
Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
by Funnybannie January 24, 2013
Get the Microwave Bitchmug.