A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.
Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
by ojiru March 26, 2008
Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
by JB-Noho March 11, 2007
This burger tastes like microwaved ass!
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!
I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
by proud2deviate January 24, 2004
by mariieh July 17, 2011
This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
by !!andrea!! September 23, 2007
The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009
Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.
Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
by Funnybannie January 25, 2013