mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms
luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025
Get the mary jane mug.You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.
by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025
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by King Yamayama December 26, 2025
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Get the mary jane mug.The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit
Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
by yobobfye May 13, 2024
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Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 21, 2021
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Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 21, 2021
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