Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
Get the The Marlboro Finisher mug.Walking one mile (destination does not matter), on this walk, you must smoke the entire pack of reds before you reach the end of the mile, so finishing one every roughly 250 feet in order to successfully complete the challenge
Jason: “odds you do the Marlboro mile”
Tyler: “1 in 100”
3 2 1.. *in unison* “67!”
Tyler : “FUUUUUUUUCK”
Jason: “you a dead man lmfao”
Tyler: “1 in 100”
3 2 1.. *in unison* “67!”
Tyler : “FUUUUUUUUCK”
Jason: “you a dead man lmfao”
by Oil king December 19, 2025
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The “Duke of Marlborough Effect” was mentioned by Richard Dawkins to refer to the increase in masculine libido that results from experiencing a victory, whether directly or vicariously. This was so-named from an entry in the Duchess of Marlborough’s diary, “His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his top-boots.” Male athletes tend to experience elevated testosterone levels before a contest; those who win tend to maintain afterwards those elevated testosterone levels, but the testosterone levels of losers drops dramatically afterwards.
There will likely be a lot of canoodling in Old Boston now that the Red Sox have won the Series due to the Duke of Marlborough effect and the subsequent release of proper Bostonian inhibitions.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 5, 2009
Get the Duke of Marlborough effect mug.-“mate did you hear what happened yesterday?”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic”
-“not again!”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic”
-“not again!”
by Harry Lack December 28, 2019
Get the The Marlborough Classic mug.a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"
last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy
by jeepn_it August 26, 2010
Get the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro mug.A private all-girls school located in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles. One can identify a Marlborough girl by their rediculously short skirt, rediculously heavy backpack, designer purse, and their apparent addiction to caffeine and/or speed.
by marlboroughnian December 20, 2004
Get the Marlborough mug.The act of using another individuals tobacco products to satisfy your own habit; often disguised as borrowing tobacco products due to the borrower lacking easy access to their own pack of smokes, when in actuality the borrower has no intention of ever using their own money to purchase said products and would much rather smoke yours. Chronic Marlborrowers are particularly irritating to smokers who have accepted the fact that being a smoker costs money, and the Marlborrower is the epitome of a socialist who believes that it's no real inconvenience to the buyer of the smokes to "spread the wealth" and keep others around him well stocked with tobacco products.
Joe: Dude, did you quit smoking?
Jim: No, man, I just quit buying smokes.
Joe: Well, don't friggin count on Marlborrowing mine, these suckers are 5 bucks a pack!
Jim: No, man, I just quit buying smokes.
Joe: Well, don't friggin count on Marlborrowing mine, these suckers are 5 bucks a pack!
by spazzaroni February 12, 2009
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