An inhabitant of Mystic CT, that only stays at the trendy coffeeshop The Green Marble. Their activities include smoking
marijuana, longboarding, listening to obscure
music, looking hip, and hating absolutely everyone that isn't one of them. Often known to complain about the government and scene kids. Also see
hipster.
Rob: Hey dude, can we bring Steve to hang out with us tomorrow?
Tim: No way, man, he's a Marblefag. He'll just smoke Marlboro Reds, rant about George Bush being
Satan and make us listen to Reel Big
Fish the whole time.