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fart marble

a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having passed a marble.
I was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those 'slimming' pantyhose when I popped a fart marble.
by Gobi December 1, 2005
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Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.
Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.
by StoneMason August 12, 2012
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marble cake

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex
whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!
by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004
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marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are
Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady
by kahn May 13, 2005
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red marble

The Earth as seen by someone whose predictions are pessimistic about global warming.
We have to send a message to the Russian government about how their burning coal will turn this planet of ours into a red marble!
by pentozali January 7, 2007
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marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.
The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.
by tinyelvis August 3, 2007
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the marble index

A truly Canadian band with a truly Canadian sound. They are not know beyond the borders and are sometimes called pussies by the Canadians because it has suddenly become cool to hate on Canadian bands.
They mostly produce up-beat love songs with catchy tunes and slurred words that make the lead singer seem drunk all the time.
An over-all fairly decent band.
by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005
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