Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.
Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!
Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009
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it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)
by WallOGainz April 22, 2017
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During a game.... harry played a barely noticeable foul and tried to continue . Dave noticed the foul and was unsure. Harry's brother Jase defended his brother in this and kept conferring throughout the game. The match went forward. Later harry when questioned on CHEATING denied doing so Dave replied in true sarcasm: "I'm not saying your a Cheat but the name Major Charles Ingram comes to mind." To which the crowd roared with laughter.
by Juan Sheet 82 September 14, 2017
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Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
Get the major award mug.What TV salesman Phil swift says to buckets, after he stabs then and saws them with a chainsaw and gives them allota DAMAGE!!!!!!!!! this word can be used to show the major destruction brought on by anything.
Aw man i just saw waterproofing my life with flex seal on youtube and phil swift got some MAJOR DAMAGE by jontron. phil swift is problably crying himself to sleep rn.
by thats ALLOTA DAMAJE!!!!!!!! May 31, 2018
Get the major damage mug.Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?
Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
by ChezE May 2, 2020
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