by visagiftcard April 02, 2007
A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.
by Pistallero September 21, 2006
I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.
by Person McPherson September 11, 2006
Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship
Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night
Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?
Pat: Fuck
Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?
Pat: Fuck
by sirhc.35 October 28, 2019
by Kidkangaroo August 27, 2015
Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
by hoss geller September 10, 2011
The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 06, 2014