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Lithuanians

Crazy people who drink vodka till they pass out, then wake up and continue on drinking.
Those lithuanians wer doin vodka the lithuanian way.
by KrazyDom February 9, 2009
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Lithuanian

Someone who has sex with somebody else
"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 19, 2021
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Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008
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Lithium

My 2nd favortie song of all time, Kurt Cobain can sing like no other. My favorte song of all time is the genious song Drain You.
Lithium is used as medication to treat bi polar disorder.
by Kurt Fan April 14, 2004
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litho

Noun. Short for lithography. "Litho" can refer to the printmaking technique itself or to a print that was made using this technique.

Adjective. To describe anything printed using lithography.

The term "litho" is generally only used in art schools (teachers and students), or by graduates and drop-outs from art schools. Granted, not every art student even knows what it means, but they invariably recognize it as an art school term.
"Is this what they mean by a woodcut?"
"No, this one is litho. That one over there is intaglio. And the one on your shirt is silkscreen."
"What's the difference?!"
"They're all prints. But I used different techniques to make 'em."
by criticalmass August 2, 2012
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Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb
by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011
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lithotripsy

the state of being really, really stoned
He ate the magic mushrooms and took a lithotripsy like no other.
by zombieBlanco July 27, 2008
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