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dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)
"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"
by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016
mugGet the dice-licemug.

lice

A derogatory term (insult) used to say that somebody looks like a lice. You must use the proper grammar for it and say that they are one singular lice. Not a louse, a lice.
"You are such a lice."
"dont say that, man.. that hurt my feelings.. im not a lice...."
"Yes you are, you LICE."
by theredjuice March 17, 2023
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Lice Attack

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.
The lice attack on a fellow 7th grader started with one simple stinkbug. Tomorrow, it's an egg.
by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023
mugGet the Lice Attackmug.

Lice

Police abbreviation in Canadian French slang language.
Je me suis fait arrêter par la lice, ils m'ont donner une contravention.
by Opinel December 21, 2023
mugGet the Licemug.

pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
mugGet the pube-lice-itymug.

Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
mugGet the Butt licemug.
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Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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