by gauhati January 7, 2022
Get the dick lesson mug.Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessons mug.It (largely) seems to be the case that this has become more about teaching me a lesson that I will never learn than it is about anything else.
Hym "I just want want to point something out (as tactless as I am) because you seem to miss the point of the lesson I was trying to teach. If what you are actively doing was the difference between me doing a thing and me not doing a thing, you, your friends, the people who like you, the people who hate you would just keep doing it. Indefinitely. And, when the deed was done, would you look and them and say 'Why? Why didn't you stop?' Would you ask yourself if it WASN'T you?
Hym "I just want want to point something out (as tactless as I am) because you seem to miss the point of the lesson I was trying to teach. If what you are actively doing was the difference between me doing a thing and me not doing a thing, you, your friends, the people who like you, the people who hate you would just keep doing it. Indefinitely. And, when the deed was done, would you look and them and say 'Why? Why didn't you stop?' Would you ask yourself if it WASN'T you?
You have this 'I can do whatever I want because I am free mentally' that you are not affording me and it is more important to you than human life. Because you won't ever care if it isn't you. It would happen to somebody else and you won't even connect the dots. And it stems from you all not being able to accept that you are not the lesson teacher here. Even your moral paragons are fraudulent and you proport to be teaching a moral less? And what's the lesson? If you even threaten to do something bad I will make your life so miserable that you will no longer have any reason not to do the thing you said you would do? Is that the lesson? 'But you can't...' I did motherfucker. Several times. And my punishment is 'well now we can do whatever we want to you.' but you were already doing that. None of this effected people doing whatever they wanted to me. You're just taking everything else off the table so that now I have nothing better to do. And you say 'Well you could...' No. Motherfucker. I'm telling you 'No.' I'll take time served. I'll take credit for the shit I've done and I'll take payment for services rendered. The longer you carry on with this 'I can fear him into not doing something that I'm not lifting a finger to stop.' The worse this ends up being because your IQ is low. Your thought leaders are telling you that you can't think. I'm trying to find your reasoning and I can't see it. You need to let it go."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
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