pussy length

when you’re hair is pussy length meaning touching your coochie

“If my braids aren’t pussy length that I don’t want them”

by jaythaqt March 2, 2022

Phong Length

Two inches

I miscalculated how much pipe we would need. I was off by a phong length.

by Jessdigs March 16, 2022

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

bus lengths

means you got gapped by bus lengths in a race in cars or motorcycles

Tony thought he could take on Gavins Mustang but got put gapped by bus lengths

by 2019ChevyCorvetteC7ZR1 January 15, 2023

resting length

The length of a fully flaccid penis.

"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"

"Is that 8 inch resting length?"

"No, it's two inches resting length."

by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025

big als length

The true detention is when referring to the length of a big man

Have you ever seen big als length

by Sound sound wkd mc June 6, 2016

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

by Footjober February 16, 2025