Leroy

Leroy is the soil of the earth,

he brings life.

He is the sun rays that pierce through the clouds on the 4th of July,

he brings light.

He is the ocean when a storm hits,

his anger is uncontrollable, quick and irrational just like the waves when they crash against a rocky shore.

He is the cherry blossoms,

blooming in the spring,

that gift us with an exquisite scenery as a gust of wind departs their petals from the trees to carry them along the path walk.

He is the rain,

Pouring down on you and soaking through the Material of your clothes,

weighing you down,

his misery is too much for him to handle by himself at times,

it burdens him like the weight of the absorbed rain water, that eventually will leak from the clouds and lands upon your skin.

He is the roaring fireplace on a cold winters day,
His flames could warm the coldest of hearts and his smile could break them.

He is blood diamonds,

People want him by they’re side,

A man who feds the homeless,

A man who helps a 89 year old man cross the busy traffic in the city,

A man who never passed anyone by without stopping to say hello.

He is admired,
He is loved,
People would rob, steal and kill for him because he’s worth so much.

His is rare,
He is my whole heart.
Lady: Wow! who’s that?
Lady 2: Oh Leroy? just the most handsome man alive.
by Leroys lover May 15, 2022
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The guy with the biggest dick ever and is very handsome sweet charming and is the king
Girl: How are you
Leroy: I am very big down here
Girl: Unzips his pants
**clap clap**
by Leroy Jayden Ajani Lindsay March 16, 2023
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A grown up ankle biter doing hard yakka in the Bush eating chook on the barbie, lives out woop woop.

Bloke will have lots of wucka if he sees a mantis.
Leroy defo late for wipe cuz he he went to the servo last arvo and now he asleep da cunt. What a drongo
by bestmantisplayer March 01, 2024
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A friend who goes to pool party's and leaves early to go in for OT at work
Dude don't be a Leroy and leave this awesome pool party with your awesome friends.
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Someone who is both Legendary and retarded, typically for the same action.

Derived from the Name "Leroy Jenkins" and the associated world of warcraft viral video.
"Did you here about john last night? dude drank an entire bottle of vodka and got into a fight with a coyote up at the cottage!"

"What an absolute Leroy"
by tyler111762 June 16, 2021
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Prince Charles needs to clip his mf Leroy
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Likes to ride his bike, has a gaming console, and will always trash talk you. If you are ever friends with him don't mess up anything he does. ESPECIALLY in sports-related matter
1)that's Leroy, I heard he doesn't like anime

2)hey Leroy, do you want to play football with us
by namedictionary217 November 17, 2020
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