taki layon

When a person rubs there belend for approximately 2 - 3 seconds, then slaps their two primary fingers together in front of the victims face, then rubs then with some force underneath the nose and above the upper lip so that the 'takiness' is rubbed on to the victims nose (the best taki layon is when the victim is unaware and sniffing up).
(see lippy layon)

Oh! Taki Layon!!

by Bitty Crew Member June 16, 2009

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Avril LaFountain

The most loveliest, beautiful person ever. She had the most amazing smile that makes everyone’s heart melt. They’re very good at singing, so much so that it makes people cry. Avril LaFountain can make anyone fall in love with her. They’re very talented in many things and they’re very funnty. Avril has such a vibrant soul. I love her so much.

“I'm so in love with Avril LaFountain bro”
“Damn bro me too bro”

by eliyanya November 27, 2021

New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.

The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...

by dudeinwales October 26, 2006

Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

layoff

Means to be fired from the job

The company about to layoff 100,000 employees.

by David Kofoed Wind May 18, 2007

Lamoure

French for "navi" meaning one who comes from the James Cameron movie Avatar. Lamoure constitutes a blue person from the mystical planet of Pandora. The Origin of the Lamoure is yet to be determined but Lamoures populates all of Pandora. Lamoure at times is used to describe a person when they lose consciousness in a moving vehicle. This state of lost consciousness is also known as Terry Schaivo.

Look at the wild Lamoure running across the street.

That Lamoure is a shade of blue I have never seen before.

Oh you're on Pandora right now? Say hi to Lamoure for me.

by stealing November 18, 2010