Laundrut

Using clean laundry in the dryer to get dressed, while throwing dirty clothes directly into the washer. This habit results in a cycle of wearing a small number of repetative outfits.

Brian realized he was in a serious laundrut; he had been wearing his 'Miami Vice' t-shirt every Thursday for the past 5 months.

by BRIF August 8, 2015

Laundry hamper

To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper

get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life

by Foorat41 January 27, 2018

Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 2, 2019

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

nickolas lauderman

An amazing friend who will always be there for you, hes loveable and sweet but also very protective and someone you REALLY don't want to be on the wrong side of. Nickolas is the type of person you can find no fault in and he's special to no end.

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by Ffs give me a username June 6, 2016

satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted

God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry

by iFrosty February 12, 2017