mitsubishi lancer evolution

the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.

V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.

*after race*

V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???

evo driver: we were racing?

by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

straight-laced

Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.

A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.

by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011

Lance Krall

A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.

Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!

Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!

by Mazlove October 9, 2008

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

Lance Stroll

He runs on his daddy's money!

Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else

by .u May 6, 2020

DJ Lance

Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.

It's time for the DJ Lance Dance!

by rockk March 11, 2009

Lacreatia

1. combines two concepts, that of lactation and creation, indicating the fullness of motherhood, high fertility of mind, soul, and body.

2. an earth mother, a goddess, commanding worship with her presence.
3. full of nurturing benevolence.

"Lacreatia's pregnant again; big surprise!"
"I would like to worship at Lacreatia's temple every day, if you know what I mean."

by Windrome February 4, 2010