Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.
"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."
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A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.
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Get the landing pad mug.Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.
You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.
Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.
Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
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Get the Landing the boat between two islands mug.Piss, "You are Lantini, You are piss!" , to be called Piss in a derogatory manner. Orriginated from the Italian word for Urine. I think.
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Get the Lantini mug.toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.
Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.
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