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Landon

Has a very dark since of humor. Landon is very smart and has a medium amount of friends I guess. I’m kinda short but my friend who is also named Landon is tall. We hate little kids and want them to leave the surface of earth. We are pretty trust worthy and I don’t give two shits for dating. We both like gaming and stuff.
Here’s a joke”a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hey, then the horse says yes please” landon says
by ButtSpinach February 2, 2020
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Landon

Landon is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s very sweet to his girlfriend and very loyal. He has a tendency to leave everyone on opened, but he doesn’t do it for fun. He always tries to get his girl alone and tell his friends to go away when he’s with her. He is very overprotective when it comes to his girlfriend and doesn’t let any guy alone with her. He can be very mean sometimes, but in the end he feels bad about it. He’s tall, pale, with brown hair, and the prettiest blue/green eyes. He will never take advantage of you no matter what. If you are his girlfriend then he will love you so so so much. He is very loyal and won’t play with your feelings.
Girl 1: wow whos that?
Girl 2: That’s Landon, isn’t he a keeper?
by kendylnigga January 18, 2019
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landon

the perfect little to an even more perfect big. you are the luckiest jew out there!!
i was i had a landon for a little
by landons biggie October 16, 2018
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Landon

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers
by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022
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landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".
Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.
by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011
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landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.
He was being all 'landon' about it.
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landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong
landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person
by kk13angelina October 1, 2018
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