Lamb of God 

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

Lamb of God by Garret February 3, 2005

Lamb of God 

Insane band that kicks the asshole really hard. Formerly known as Burn The Priest. Could be mistaken at first as a christian band, but is really the opposite, and is better than Jesus in every way.

eat my cockslacdsaf

Lamb of God by =sfgsd May 18, 2003

lamb's breath 

That real sticky icky icky!

i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.

lamb's breath by Mike Dexter July 18, 2006

lamb of god 

Without a doubt, possibly the coolest Metalcore band to ever hit the planet. To anyone that calls themselves a metalhead, you're not a metalhead until you get a taste of their stuff.

Because of the name, some people may think L.O.G. is a christan band, but they're the exact opposite.

The Blood's On The Wall,
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.

--Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest--

lamb of god by WrathX999 May 13, 2005

lamb cannon

Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear

I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.

lamb cannon by Anonymous September 29, 2003

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.

That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.

lamb brains by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

Lamb Hoofing by KaySof August 6, 2012