Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019

Lacker

Some who's lacking.

I'm quite the lacker, I must say. What do you think, Tim?

by Sir Beatnik July 5, 2021

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

Harry Lockett

Half of the famous Lockett twins, similar to the barbarian brothers of the 1980's but a modern version. Known for their work in all areas of entertainment including acting and professional wrestling. Also recognized in the bodybuilding industry.

Ooo I see Harry Lockett is in another movie!

Who is cooler Matt or Harry Lockett?

by Randomfacts101 August 8, 2016

licketysplit

a short sex act (performed when eating out a guy's ass from behind) whereby the ass-eater momentarily services his cock and balls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his ass.

important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different sex act: sucking cock from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the dick and balls but is still really all about the ass, a side dish to the main course.

while hungrily eating out jeff's ass, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his balls and cock giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.

by electric.eel December 11, 2009

lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.

My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.

by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010

Lackey

To make questionable decisions on big ticket items.

Why did you Lackey that new car?

by Meredith Stiles December 10, 2008