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lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc
look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole
by c.riley February 20, 2015
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Lonely Franklin

When youve of been chatting with a hot piece of ass for weeks and agree to meet up but when you get there she is a no-show so you sit down and get a hot dinner by yourself.
"Bro werent you meeting up with Tiffany today"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"
by snottybojangles September 17, 2016
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lonely hearts-ville

the city where the Heartbreak hotel is located,
where people sans boyfriends end up on friday nite
desperate,romantic,horny,solo,bored
My life is geographically positioned in lonely hearts-ville.
I am like wayy lonely hearts-ville rite now, if i don't get some soon, my punani is gonna dry up and fall apart.
by rAiNiEr January 31, 2006
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Lonely Day

A beautiful song by System of a Down off of their fifth album Hypnotize.Written and sung mostly by lead guitarist Daron Malakian,the song is once again a reference to the Aremenien Genocide.It is NOT an emo song.Anyone who says it is an emo song is just retarded.In fact anyone who says that this song and even SOAD themselves is emo deserves to be shot.
SOAD Fan: i think one of SOAD's best songs is Lonely Day.It's slow but powerful all the same...
Douche:OMG like yhu are such an emo!SOAD are so emo and that song is soooooooo emo!
SOAD Fan: (pulls out gun) That's it...
by Xarroth May 1, 2008
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Lonely Pierre

The middle man in a three-way butt-fuck, after the act has been completed and the outside participants have gone home.
A Lucky Pierre, post bum chain episode, once alone and able to contemplate the severe turd smashing he not only received but handed out.
Ivan cried as he crouched in the dark corner with his asshole gaping open like a hookers labia and his dick smelling like the test lab at the Depends factory. He couldn't believe the guys had left him after such a wild night of gay sandwich butt blasting. He was such a sad Lonely Pierre.
by Blumpster September 9, 2010
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lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)
Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.
by banute October 6, 2009
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