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Smoke Lawn

What Kids from diffrent Neighborhoods call Oak Lawn
Hey where are you from?
Oak Lawn
Fucking Smoke Lawn Kid KYS!
by Saturdays are for the boys October 18, 2017
mugGet the Smoke Lawnmug.

Lawn billy

It's a lawn mower
I just got done changing the oil in the lawn Billy.
by Bin licious April 26, 2017
mugGet the Lawn billymug.

Lawn Sprinkler

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
by DavieYo February 26, 2015
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Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.
by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019
mugGet the Lawn Soapingmug.

Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 7, 2018
mugGet the Lawn fudgemug.

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012
mugGet the Water the Lawnmug.

lawn fete

Outdoor feast or party, particularly with entertainment. Often includes food and games. Used for church, school and other institutional fundraising. Sometimes has dunk tanks, fishing ponds for prizes, ring the bottle and knock over the bowling pin games. Often includes a raffle at the end of the night, where many winners donate the proceeds back to the sponsoring organization. There is usually good food and a potluck, and a much good natured cooking competition. In the country, this may be a courting opportunity for young people coming of age, under the watchful eye of adults.

Pronounced "lawn fate.". Derivation French.
We are planning on going to the lawn fete on Saturday night.
by Aulkie September 20, 2013
mugGet the lawn fetemug.

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