non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

by Marbarian April 13, 2005

kooties

Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States

1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.

by dakangan February 7, 2006

kootchar

another term for your vaginal area.

My kootchar itches.
i fucked her in her kootchar.

by Jaheem March 1, 2007

khoote

Kick Hilliary Out Of The Elections.

Simply what Trump wants to do. KHOOTE.

by UrbanLoltionary June 9, 2016

Koyoto

Main Entry: Koyoto
Pronunciation: Kyah-oh-toe
Function: Noun, Verb
Etymology: Gekisen
Date: before 21th century
1 : A busted condom, a mistake
2 : A morbid obese Giraffe
3 : A pathological liar
4 : A newbie
5 : Triple penetration hardcore anal sex while being teabagged by five Indian midgets covered in ranch dressing while skying diving with sliding glass doors covered in mayonaise

1 : Son, I am sorry to tell you but your a Koyoto...it was a wild night in Las Vegas on New years eve.

2: There are thousands of Koyotos dying each year in the plains of Africa.

3: I know your sleeping around on me Chad, stop being a koyoto.

4 : Wow...these kid is such a Koyoto.

5 : Damn man you missed that party last night, there was a HUGE Koyoto in the living room man!

by Arkaine March 28, 2005

kootchi

vagina, the female organ. sometimes i like to rub my kootchi

schey def has a kootchi between those finely shaved legs.

by josh from legit business February 9, 2006

Kyoto Cocoa

The practice among Japanese businessmen of requiring a prostitute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. On the seventh day, said Japanese businessman dines on her excrement.

If you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prostitute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the Kyoto Cocoa.

by shamefulnonsense August 9, 2010