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Kyler

Kyler is a pretty rad dude. He's the kind of guy to almost buy a hampster in a petsmart with his girlfriend until she, Piper, talks some sense into him and becomes the hero. He's the kind of guy to call his girlfriend ugly then say he's kidding and then know that everything will be fine. But to his girlfriend, Piper, it's not fine. I mean he says it in such a not joking way there's NO WAY it could be a joke. None the less she still loves him, she just doesn't see how he can love her. He shows it an all, but he also shows that he hates her just as much. It's very confusing on Piper. He needs to get his shit straight. But yeah he's the perfect guy.
Person 1: Oh that dudes gotta be a Kyler.
Person 2. How can you tell?
Person 1: He just got annoyed at his girlfriend!
Person 2: Oh yeah. Definitely a Kyler (Sprowl)
by Ellis Dee 2005 September 6, 2021
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kyler Godfrey

A man with a big cock who is a sexy Mexican. I mean seriously, this guy’s cock is so big and beautiful it’s a sight to behold. It’s practically alive at all times. Not quite as hard as a rock but pretty stiff. He’s also functionally Jesus and has a cult that is growing. Hail our lord and savior Kyler!!!
All hail lord kyler Godfrey
by The god of fries October 5, 2023
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kyler

kyler is the group chat on discord filled with the absolute best and most amazing people in this whole entire goddam universe. these people will make you laugh and smile any second they get and their laughs are contagious. this group chat is so full of awesome and hilarious memories. the group chat has been going on for a year in a half and will continue to go on and never ever end. this grouo chat is never dead theres always someone texting in it and making more and more memories. everyone in the group chat is the nicest, meanest, and funniest people you will ever meet. you could never dislike someone in the group chat they are just that amazing. i couldnt see myself ever living without them. they are literally my world
person 1: did you hear of that kyler group chat?
person 2: the best group chat to ever exist?
person 1: yes that one
by wayvaava July 28, 2022
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Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car
by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023
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kyler

kylers are so cool and great, even though some lame and dumb people think otherwise. kylers are the nicest people ever. bla bla bla more good stuff about kylers bla bla bla
kyler is so cool
by urmom71 January 18, 2021
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Crazy Kyler

A bat shit insane native creature named Kyler who strangles people with bike chains
by the big dirty 69 420 November 2, 2016
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Kyler

This nigga crashes his moms car and breaks her window because he is a bozo and looks like the Boston bomber
Kyler: whoops I broke my moms car window
by anonymous September 28, 2023
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