Kristy and Jorge 

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

Kristy and Jorge by anonymous November 6, 2023

kristy cook 

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

kristy cook by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

Kristy 

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

Kristy by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy 

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

Kristy by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

fat kristy 

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

fat kristy by GdubSon July 24, 2017

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

Dirty Kristy by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026