Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
by Collardoscope July 26, 2024
Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
by Collardoscope July 26, 2024
Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after
by Sav-a-hoe January 06, 2023
by ZadocPaet May 07, 2024
The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
by silavon May 15, 2024
Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.
by Urban Suburban Muva November 24, 2021