A common pothead from north yorkshire who has a strange fetish for muslim phrases such as, suuuda, vaaaadi and allahu akbar. Often acts fairly autistic while making some fairly autistic comments, actually he is just genuinely autistic.
by Jackwarren July 07, 2016

by Peasant2405 June 15, 2019

by mustardman11 January 23, 2023

A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.
Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder
by Ilikebuttz June 14, 2020

An asshole who is a nazi, Trump loving, white suprematist, hater. He also hates foreigners and wants to rule the world.
by I like tories. April 15, 2018

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)
How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.
and eats pasta sexualy;)
How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.
by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009

The most loving man you could ever come across. He’s so caring and is incredible handsome. He is very loyal and is always there for you no matter what. He’s so perfect. But guess what? He has a girlfriend so back the fuck up before I have to beat a bitch. K? K.
“Who’s that boy over there?”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only Kieran Mc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only Kieran Mc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”
by By his girlfriend❤️💍 May 19, 2018
