Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Ketchup Kermit

Patrick Mahomes

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

kermit frog

Considered one of the best haxball players of all times. Also attractive and cool !!

kermit frog is the best frfr on mommies.

by Araregueiahahqgagaha October 15, 2020

kermit suicide

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui

mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide

by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob

Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.

by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009

kermit the bob

bob wyllner, he sounds like kermit when he sings, made up by justin.

"kermit thee bob here" -justin zeitler

"the warth of her smile...the glow in her eyes...." bob

by matt myers April 6, 2003

cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009