annaliese kelvin

Annaliese Kelvin(s) have beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. They are usually short and always loud and obnoxious, Annaliese will never miss an opportunity to tell a horrible joke. Annaliese Kelvin(s) are very wealthy and most definitely have AirPods and rich kid shoes. Annaliese Kelvin(s) are caring people but will forever be extremely annoying.

Person 1: That girl in my metal class has beautiful blue eyes but i'm too scared to talk to her because she has AirPods.
Person 2: oh yeah, that's Annaliese Kelvin.

by Ellie May Loves Unicorns April 8, 2019

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dirty kelvin

A dirty Kelvin is when you whip out your enormous penis and bitch slap hoes with that huge pipe.

“Omg I just got a dirty kelvin, my teeth almost got knocked to the back of my throat”

by Yellow raccoon February 26, 2022

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A Kelvin Era

A period of time in which a young black male normally during puberty begins to collect a large multitude of females “hoes” or “whores” in such abundance to where it eventually becomes so much that be can no longer handle the absurd amount of “hoes” and the entire era implodes on itself

Wow he really in his a kelvin era right now man

by Jc.327 September 1, 2022