Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true
by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019
Get the Kelvin mug.Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.
Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.
Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.
Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
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Get the <.7.9.6.7.>Kelvin <(.6.7.6.)>Gonzalez<(.6.7.6.)> Kelvin Is Nero<.7.9.6.7.> mug.Kelvin or The Kelvin - The art of using various filters on social media ( especially instagram ) on a subject . The wilder the filter , the more out of context , the better the Kelvin
Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life
Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.
Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life
Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.
by KS919 November 22, 2021
Get the Kelvin mug.A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle
“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”
by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019
Get the Kelvin Clein mug.Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.
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