"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"
by Keeganshammer October 18, 2008
Get the Keegans Irish Hammer mug.Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.
by Alex January 6, 2005
Get the Maynard James Keenan mug.A dude who likes making music and is-if judging on musical standards and not personal bias-pretty damn good at it. In my personal opinion a great screamer, but that's not for everybody. Come on folks, shut the fuck up about him being a "god". If you actually got any of his music you'd realize he's just dicking around when he acts like he has an ego because existence itself doesn't matter at all and he knows that, so why not let your anger and other demons out in a song so you can move on with your day?
In other words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.
Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.
In other words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.
Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.
Tool (ironic): Oh my god, Maynard James Keenan is such a god, I wanna fuck him all night long cuz he's like so hot and relates to me so much. Listen to Sober! It's such a great song for when you're feeling bummed after a breakup.
Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on Urban Dictionary.
Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on Urban Dictionary.
by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 7, 2010
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Get the Keegan mug.Keeva is a loud but sensitive girl. She’s extremley fit and pretty and doesn’t know a lot for her age. She comes across as really dumb. All the boys seem to chase her because she is so fit. She has light brown hair and green, hazel eyes. She is friends with as many people she can be and tries to include everyone. She gets worked up over boys! And has more boy friends than girl friends. She is quite awkward with the people she doesn’t like too. Keeva goes through a lot of rough times in her life and makes herself feel better with hugs. The best thing about keeva is probably her smile. It is painted across her face 24/7🥰
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