Midnight Kebab

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.

Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again

by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

wigan kebab

meat and potato pie in a barm cake

i'm starvin get us a couple of pies and pasty, no actually getus some wigan kebabs

by bolton February 9, 2005

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

wigan kebab

3 pies on a stick. A food-stuff playing on Wigan's love for the pie.

Am of up't road for a wigan kebab.

by Ginger Prince July 9, 2003

Slaughter Kebab

is a phrase used when something good happens.

and is always followed by a finger wag.

depending on how great the news is the finger wag can go from a loose finger wag to a tight one.

gav: we wrote a new song today
Sean: Slaughter!!

eg 2

Sean: i have 4 cans left

Dwayne: Slaughter Kebab!!

by leanne b May 19, 2009

torry kebab

A small silverskin onion, a cube of cheddar cheese and a cube of ham mounted on a cocktail stick. Named after the less than affluent area of Torry in Aberdeen, UK. It's a real treat for them.

Britney gave her daughter Waynetta, her very first Torry Kebab as a treat on her birthday.

by ABadBadMan June 20, 2006