Kai

A guy with an absolute MONSTER cock, he will fuck ur shit all night. Ellie's are typically attracted to Kais for one reason. The dick. Ellie's love penis and sometimes experience penis captivus when with a Kai. Kais love wearing grey sweatpants and sending dick pics.

Damn did you hear what Kai did to Ellie last night? I heard they Charizarded.

by Dat boi toi weed smoker April 16, 2019

Kai

Someone who will stay with you no matter what. Kai is loyal, funny, and very sweet to everyone. Ladies, if you have a kai, keep him and don't let go. He will stay by you as long as you stay by him. He is also the kind of guy who can make you fall for him without trying to, even if you really aren't supposed to. If you have a kai as a boyfriend; great. If you have a kai as a best friend; even better.

Human 1: "wow I just met kai. He's everything you said he was"

by Jules3245 June 19, 2017

Kai

Kai is a man who is sexy asf and he loves ladies and he's kind and loving and he's chill asf

"Kai is so sexy ilyhsm"

by Cewldood May 30, 2016

Kai

anyone named Kai is automatically the hottest person ever😐

person1: woaa look its kai

person2: zoo wee mama they’re fine asff😟

by ARSON 😼 March 12, 2021

Kai

n. (syn: Cobra)

Said to a person of a very distinctive behaviour, presenting signs of strong paranoia and agoraphobia. These symptoms are accompanied by an unfounded sense of honour and pride which makes the subject an annoyance when it comes to understanding him/her.

The synonym "Cobra" is in fact not a synonym in itself but rather a name given to a certain villain group in a certain "Karate" film.

"Cobra Kai never dies".

If you encounter a subject presenting the above symptoms, call the person "cobra" and he/she will reply with unarticulated grunt, similar to sex noise, in order to express his/her appreciation.

"Cobra Kai never dies"

"Stop doing your Kai"

"Oui" - French and Japanese accents all mixed

by kuiksilver February 6, 2010

Kai

A pretty pretty princess that is addicted to drugs and alcohol

Johnny: ive been out smoking all day
Person; yeah your a proper kai

by Sunshine210 August 4, 2018

Kai

Kai is the most amazing person that deserves the world. Kai's are often very loving and loyal until their trust is broken. Kai is a person you want in your life, if you don't know one, that sucks for you. Meet one and dont break their trust or hurt them.

Dude 1- What happened between you and Kai??
Dude 2- ....I messed up.
Dude 1- Daaaaamm. Well. Say goodbye to them.

by MothOfTheVoid February 23, 2019