A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 31, 2013
Get the Kansas City Pocket Watchmug. by Kansas City Organic March 21, 2009
Get the Kansas City Scrag Tagmug. by jdsjflasdl February 4, 2009
Get the Kansas City Road Blockmug. The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"
Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
by Wtf Man November 4, 2012
Get the Kansas City Push Popmug. by David's son Richard February 15, 2008
Get the kansas city apple frittermug. by DARKNESS July 16, 2015
Get the kansas city kick startmug. The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.
by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016
Get the kansas city pop tartmug.