A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 04, 2013
by Kansas City Organic March 21, 2009
by jdsjflasdl February 04, 2009
The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"
Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
by Wtf Man May 25, 2012
by David's son Richard February 16, 2008
Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!
Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...
by Swiffer October 01, 2019
by DARKNESS July 03, 2015