If girls went to college to get more knowledge and we got to Jupiter to get more stupidest. Than who's the stupid one. The dog is obviously smartest as it stayed where it was and wasn't a burst condom
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇｀=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"
"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
by Jupitertheworldsmama December 2, 2021
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 25, 2022
A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp
Jupiter is a nub.
by Jichael Mackson The Third February 21, 2022
by Ktg27 November 7, 2022
The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
by Awesomegrl January 11, 2021