Jupiter

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help
No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
by Jupiter UwU September 30, 2019
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The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
by charmander_pika February 19, 2022
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Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous
Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?
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Greek god of porn and rapist of little kids. they espicially like their cousins.
Everybody run! Its a Jupiter!
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jupiter is a bad bitch. nonbinary? perhaps the end
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they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations
“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp
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Jupiter is the best friend you will ever know. She will have gone through a large amount of trauma. She probably had a different name before Jupiter and changed it because her name had a lot to live up to. She tried to fit in when she was younger but could not so she forged her own path. Never really having that many friends but the ones she does have She protects them with a passion and with a fire. She has verying aesthetics (Dark acadamia, Cottagecore,Grunge ,Magical/Spiritual). Probably is a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter(most likely in Slytherin) (loves Percy Jackson ,Probably a Hades kid. Stuggles with her identity alot and probaly has parent that love her but do not complety accept her. (usually pan). Very Sensitive only lets her friends see it though
Jupiter slapped some dude who kicked a dog.
by JupiterAndromeda November 17, 2020
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