The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
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Get the Juke Box Zero mug.The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.
The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!
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On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.
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Juker's on the other hand are fond of thinking they're always correct, and missing any form of Joking sarcasm.
Juker's on the other hand are fond of thinking they're always correct, and missing any form of Joking sarcasm.
I was trying to have a conversation with Brad the other day, and he started being a total Juker. I couldn't get a word in and he wasn't getting any of my sarcastic Jokes
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The beginning of the song jukes you, it starts all soft, but it really turns into a hard rock anthem during the refrain.
The beginning of the song jukes you, it starts all soft, but it really turns into a hard rock anthem during the refrain.
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