josie

any girl that drives a guy crazy in every sense of the word.

I like her but, this Josie will be the end of me.

by the_fonz31 June 30, 2009

josie

A name commonly short for Josephine, Josette, Guiseppa, etc.

Josie is an avid fan of Aerosmith.

by Jossi July 16, 2008

josie

josie is a kind-hearted, argumentative girl. if you argue its just because ur best friends and you love each other so much... josie cares about her friends so much that if you hurt them, you'd better be afraid... she can pull off any short hair, and is a good role model... if you meet a josie never let her go, because she'll be there for you through everything. she is so pretty, nice, short, and cool... you're lucky if you get her as your girlfriend.

wow! josie cares about justice so much! she is such a good friend!!!

by charlie dague November 30, 2021

Josi

Dissapearing/reappearing silently and subtley without anyone noticing

(Person 1 has dissapeared)
Person 2: "Where has he gone?"
Person 3: "Don't worry, he's done a 'Josi'!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, no problem, he'll 'Josi' back on in here"

by Sae1234 March 30, 2011

josie

a girl with huge tits, specifically 34C.

“wow dude! get you a josie, she’s perfect”

by yourtallpapa July 15, 2019

josie

legend, poon, cool, awsome,

usually short but extremely hot approach with cation usually very agressive and hates whinny bitches...

a josie usually makes good juices but avoid her cooking like jew avoids germans

bad cook 2012

example 1

(josie) hey i just cooked something wanna try it

(victum) sure looks good (lie)
(victum) oh no im dying tell my wife i love her agghhagaghahaghaghhaghaa son of a bitch her cooking is so bad ahhhhhh makes sure im the last one to suffer noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

example 2

josie walked into the room everything got harder

by heysen spencer siegfried November 10, 2012

josie

an ass but good friend who is a scared bitch but can kill someone

josie always says "fuck you" when shes embarrassed so imagine she's getting purposed o in public and she starts saying fuck you while crying....everyone is thinking it went wrong but suddenly the kiss and they look happy.

everyone: wtf

by the white female suga November 1, 2018