liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

inability to spell a single word right.

Me: hey whats up dude?
Friend: wuzzup d@wg
Me: what do u think of me
Friend: liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz
Me: ...thx

by hymtj March 15, 2010

liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

1337 speak. Means Like oh my god you are a cool dude.

joo have g-mail liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

by c January 23, 2005

liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

this is how CS smacktards speak on the internet

Omg 1 4m 500 1337 1 5ux0r

by shadowrunner February 15, 2005

Joos

A short but in depth explanation of technical concepts (mostly related to computer science), more apt for quick reading .

I am bored. Please share some storage joos.
I had a great time learning from the network joos that you sent.

by meowbow256 January 26, 2024

Joo-ping

The act of jerking off while simultaneously shitting.

My wife caught me joo-ping and rewarded me with a blumpkin!!! (See blumpkin)

by Poop2024 April 9, 2024

joo

fee's one and only boyfriend dat's having fever rightnow

fee: joo, please rest really well and getting well yaa.

by ur future wife 🦁 December 29, 2024

Joo

Noun
1. A specific term to apply to persons of Jewish identity who engage in conscious behaviors or actions that negatively effect the goyim (non Jewish persons) while profiting or empowering the Joo or Joos in question.
Adjective
2. Engaging in predatory accumulation of currency.

These joo bankers and their predatory lending practices are breaking the middle class.

Found out my boss has been shorting me on my overtime. What a joo.

by Mr. Fruxit February 23, 2023