Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.

Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!

by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011

Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.

That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.

by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010

Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

he’s Jonny

A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.

Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.

by Javontay March 23, 2022

Pulling a Jonny

Hitting on every single girl you meet

My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.

by RogerNihlock July 22, 2016

Ashtray Jonny

A rapper from Greensboro,NC that makes Great! Music!

Aye you heard that “Ashtray Jonny” ? Hell yea bro I been on that “Ashtray Jonny” !

by Catdogmoneyman May 18, 2022

Jonny Crabbs

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.

1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'

by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013