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Not no Jonny Green

To be moddest while compareing yourself to "jonny green" as he is clearly suppiour to you at what ever you are doing

the bad grammer enfercies this point
That was a good end shot, "yeah but im not no jonny green"
by Charlie_miller94 May 26, 2010
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Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.
Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!
by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011
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Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.
by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010
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he’s Jonny

A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
by Javontay March 23, 2022
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Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004
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Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 29, 2011
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Pulling a Jonny

My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.
by RogerNihlock July 22, 2016
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