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Not no Jonny Green

To be moddest while compareing yourself to "jonny green" as he is clearly suppiour to you at what ever you are doing

the bad grammer enfercies this point
That was a good end shot, "yeah but im not no jonny green"
by Charlie_miller94 May 26, 2010
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Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.
by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010
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Pulling a Jonny

My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.
by RogerNihlock July 22, 2016
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Jonny Crabbs

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
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Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.
Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!
by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011
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Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 29, 2011
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Ashtray Jonny

A rapper from Greensboro,NC that makes Great! Music!
Aye you heard that “Ashtray Jonny” ? Hell yea bro I been on that “Ashtray Jonny” !
by Catdogmoneyman May 18, 2022
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