Creme Jockey

Nate fucking Newton

You know that Nate kid, he is quite a Creme Jockey man, he is with all the guys at school

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

gin jockey

A person who has a proclivity towards having sex with Australian Aborigines

Gin Jockey: pack of smokes and a six pack for a fuck?
Gin: no worries brudda

by WhackMeOneInTheShitter July 14, 2006

jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

Pig Jockey

A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"

"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.

Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.

by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010