Johannyliz 

Johannyliz is kinda shy. But when she trusts you, you will see her true colors. You can tell being her friend or not she always working hard and gets straight A's always. Johannyliz can sometimes get you mad but everyone gets you mad at some point, but she is still amazing. She gives the best advice and is an amazing listener. Johannyliz is one of the most trustworthy people ever. She will be by your side through the good and the bad. She is the best friend to have so when you have her as a friend you better not let her go. She has a kind heart, and sometimes she can't say no. She falls for people kinda easily so you better take care of her. But when she needs to shes tough. But in general, Johannyliz is an EXTREMELY AMAZING person, she is rare and unique like her name but when you find one don't let her go.

Johannyliz Is Rare and Unique, and an Amazing Person To Have Around.

Johannyliz by em10909 March 17, 2020

JOHNNASCUS 

A Demi-God stuck on this planet with the intention of awakening the human race by killing the other gods the stupid humans worship.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..

JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.

Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.

pov: me talking 2 my friends
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*

JOHNNASCUS by siick_stiickrz.asci October 18, 2021

Johanned 

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

Johanned by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

Johann Sathianathen 

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

Johann Sathianathen by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019

Johann 

A totally awesome German dude who smokes and drinks like there's no tomorrow, fucks tons of bitches with his 13" dick, and will eventually save the world from the evils of shitty education.

Holy fuck, there's Johann

Johann by AwesomerIII June 30, 2011

joanna

1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.

2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.

"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."

Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.

joanna by pantlesscrab December 25, 2008

Jovanna 

Jovanna is a girl who is hot,caring,kind,loyal,trustworthy,and so
Much more.
She’s a keeper. She is a real one.

Jovanna is so pretty

Jovanna is so nice

Jovanna by Kaitlyn Salerno November 3, 2019