Joe

Incredibly gorgeous boy, lovely dark hair, lovely brown eyes, beautiful smile, yummy body, tasty cock, very affectionate, lovely hugs, likes to kiss alot, good at performing oral sex on a girl, always smells nice and has a lovely family. If you were to have kids with a Joe they would be amazing gorgeous and he will be a wonderful husband and father.

I Love You Jose,

Girl 1: I went on a date with a guy last night!
Girl 2: Ah what was his name?
Girl 1: Joe
Girl 2: Oh my god hang on to him he'll be the sexiest father ever and your pussy will always be gagging for his tasty cock.

by GKittie October 28, 2011

Joe

A boring person that likes boring things. Boring is his life

I'm bored, I feel like joe

by Snappel January 07, 2016

JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

Joe

Coffee! Generally an affectionate term used by coffee lovers.

"I'm heading to the kitchen to get me a cup of joe"

by tea chest February 26, 2006

The Joe

Of the male species Joe. Involves the act of hot sweaty naughty sex. Drives around blasting The Misfits.

I got some of the Joe last nite.

by grumpybear April 08, 2003

Joe

Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.

Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.

by seymour-butts May 26, 2010

Joe It

A phrase within the pro-wrestling community to basically say "Screw off" or "Fuck you" without having to say anything.

The person you're generally talking to is angry at you, almost to the point of beating you up. While they're at their high point, you walk away making them feel like an idiot.

This is based off wrestler Samoa Joe, who in wrestling matches usually walks away when an opponent tries a high risk maneuverer.

"What are you gonna do if he yells at you?"

"Joe It."

"Listen to me, you better start showing some.."
-Person pulls a Joe It-

by ThatEPNKGuy February 03, 2009