The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 21, 2009
Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010
(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
a girl with nice lips not too big not too small, just enough to stop your cock being scratched by teath and not too big too ruin it
by LissyLooLar November 18, 2009
The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"
STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."
SAM: "You call that settling?"
STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."
SAM: "You call that settling?"
by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009
while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!
by other halves March 31, 2011