jewtastic

a fantastic jew

your mom makes the most jewtastic kosher brownies

by fukata February 23, 2008

jewstiality

Sexual relations between a Jew and an animal, including intercourse, masturbation, cunnilingus, frottage (rubbing), anal penetration, or having ones genitals licked by an animal.

That fool is into that jewstiality bullshit. Poor dog...

by BOOOOM!! July 29, 2011

Jewstain

1. Something left over that needs cleaning in the ovens.
2. Justin Phillip Dean

1. Ah! I have to clean up the Jewstains after the mass murdering of 6 million Jews, it's a hard life for me.

2. Aww man, I really hate Jewstain however I love his YouTube channel that he co owns, SB FILMS with his Pasty Patrol video, you should go subscribe.

by Taylor Weston August 6, 2017

jewtaku

Much like the derogatory form of otaku that is applied to individuals strongly obsessed with Japanese culture, Jewtaku refers to one who is obsessed with Jewish culture and people who have stereotypically Jewish facial features.

"I can't believe that woman hit on me just because of my big nose. What a f***ing jewtaku."

by amiantos December 12, 2008

Jetstar

When referring to travelling through the air on budget but with efficiency and ease in the Asia Pacific. Must encompass use of technology e.g. boarding pass in the form of a text message.

"It was a real jetstar when I travelled from Auckland to Queenstown"

by ambamjam January 3, 2013

Jestagroot

an indescribable emotion, a mixture of love, happiness, joy, desire, warmth and pleasure felt by George Diritay (a man from Australia) towards his soul mate Ms Emmaline Marie Murphy.

The emotion cannot be compared to any other, as only these two humans have ever experienced and felt this. This is due to their souls being constructed, woven and intertwined from the same raw material.

I am so jestagroot that Emmaline loves me, accepts me and wants me.

by Mr Diritay August 28, 2013

jestavia

"A jestavia is probably the thickest girl in the school like just the thickest all the guys want her.Having a jestavia is a blessing.A jestavia talks to a lot of people but really has little friends.A jestavia isnt one to be played with.A jestavia is a beautiful girl nice but honestly doesn't like her situation at times.But A jestavia still keeps herself calm

Wow that one there fine must be a jestavia.
She's going through something like a jestavia.

by Secretly crushing December 23, 2016